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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:25

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.